u-ok:
u kno how clouds just float around and do nothing I want to be a cloud
(via arigatou-gozaimasu)
Hal Sparks orders a small iced tea
Waitress: What size do you want, sir?
Hal: I dunno. I'll have a small.
Waitress: We don't have small. We have medium and large.
Hal:
Waitress:
Hal: No. You don't.
Waitress: Yes we do, sir. We have medium and large.
Hal: No you don't, you have *small* and large.
Waitress: No, we have medium and large.
Hal: No you have *small* and large, 'cause you can't have a medium unless you have a SMALL AND A FUCKING LARGE TO BASE IT ON, YOU INBRED! That's what it *means*. It's a median point between two extremes. It can't exist without the other two! It's fucking impossible! The only way that tea is a medium is if it can TALK TO THE DEAD!
Hal: I dunno. I'll have a small.
Waitress: We don't have small. We have medium and large.
Hal:
Waitress:
Hal: No. You don't.
Waitress: Yes we do, sir. We have medium and large.
Hal: No you don't, you have *small* and large.
Waitress: No, we have medium and large.
Hal: No you have *small* and large, 'cause you can't have a medium unless you have a SMALL AND A FUCKING LARGE TO BASE IT ON, YOU INBRED! That's what it *means*. It's a median point between two extremes. It can't exist without the other two! It's fucking impossible! The only way that tea is a medium is if it can TALK TO THE DEAD!
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
(via arigatou-gozaimasu)
When I am older, the first thing I am going to do when i have the money is move New Zealand. It’s the closest place to Middle-Earth being real.
